The Breakable Bad News Billy Bob Boyfriend Cycle

Oh, bless. Today is a blog for all of you ladies out there - the young, the middle-aged, and the elderly. I'm going to be your Fairy Godmother today and break the Bad Billy Bob Boyfriend Cycle for you.

A "Bad News Billy Bob Boyfriend" comes to you in many forms: the love bomb you guy who makes you feel like the most special thing in the world only until the day he shows his true colors with ugliness and rude commentary. Then, oh gosh, there's Flaky McFlake whose unreliable ways go from amusing to annoying super fast. Oh. And the boyfriend who only sees you in private without showing you off to the world. And then there's the Playboy guy who has his eye on every living breathing pulse that walks by. There's just so freaking many!

So, Queens.

I'll tell you a little secret. The Universe has this way of teaching you the same lesson over and over and over again until you fall on your face and wake the heck up. The Bad News Billy Bob Boyfriends will keep showing up until YOU, yes YOU, level up yourself. Raise your self-worth. Raise your standards. Raise your energy- no, not the running on a treadmill energy (although that's fabulous) - but the energy you emit into the world. That energy that says, YASSSS, I deserve the best of the best.

And POOF.

The Bad News Billy Bob Boyfriends don't even pursue you anymore because they can smell the fabulous change in you. They know you won't put up with their bologna.

Present Day. No more Bad News Billy Bob Boyfriends for me. I dated them all back in the day. But when I raised my standards, my vibration, and my self-value, Mr. Dreamy McDreamerson came a'knockin' on my condo door. And happily ever after (with counseling at times!) it was and is.

I love you.

Mrs. Evelyn Educates